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Jackie - Played by Janice Connolly

A leopard-print liability with flexible morals and a taste for tat, Jackie lowers the bar for overbearing mothers everywhere. This sharp-tongued mother puts the crap in scrappy. Dodgy 'antiques' are her stock-in-trade, and she's a sucker for a sordid scheme. Such is the life of an aspiring dark-web super-seller.

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Helen - Played by Lisa Depuis

Despite everything, Helen is a hopeless optimist who’s desperate to live the glamorous life she’s read about in the Argos catalogue. If only! Self-improvement projects litter her past, and the quest to find love never ends. But with a mum like Jackie and a head full of half-baked ideas, nothing is ever likely to go to plan.

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Nobby - Played by Doug Setters

Your average fag-stained grouch-about-town, Nobby lives in the flat below Jackie and Helen. He owns cardigans, death-breath, and a lot of dirty little secrets.

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Rob - Played by Ben Robinson

Imagine if a Blue Peter presenter were a real person. Unlike his dad (Nobby), Rob is a happy-go-lucky soul with the holiest of intentions.